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the bride of reanimator the bride of reanimator

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good Movie

Great movie. Just a question: was this in any way based off of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West: Reanimator"? Because the time period seems to be around when the short story was written.
By the way, the B.S.O. Amelie was written by Yann Tiersen, one of my favourite composers, so make sure he gets credited.
Keep up the great work.



Caligula Caligula

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty good

It was kind of upsetting, because I really wanted to see him lead the Roman army into battle against "Poisedon" wherein they fired Ballistas and Catapults into the sea, and the soldiers hacked at the water.
Also, I think he should have come off as more, well, insane, seeing as how he was. More depictions of him claiming to be a god, and severing the heads off of the statues of the gods and replacing them with his own would have made for a more entertaining movie. In any case, good job.


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Oddball5 responds:

i'm curious as to which actual battle your referring, cause if it's the one i'm thinking of then it wasn't actually against poisedon but another atempt to take britan where his men wimped out on him and did not want to go any further across the water. The soldiers were then told to take seashells as thir share of the booty and britan was declared as having been taken over without having set foot there.


Madness Avenger Madness Avenger

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Unoriginal

Given a second chance? I mean, it was well animated and drawn, and the new stuff you added was pretty cool. But the idea of getting a second chance just seems stupid in terms of a sequel. It's the same storyline, just different violence, and I refuse to be satisfied because I don't just like a lot of blood and gore and shooting and killing. Putting a half-decent plot in is a necessity, and that wasn't fully attained by this movie.
In all other aspects, it was great. The music loop got kind of annoying, but it's not that bad.


Krinkels responds:

I suppose I could have just popped off a carbon copy of some japanese RPG plot... but that would consume frames better used for bloody mayhem. Glad I got a seven from you though, glad you enjoyed what bit of it you could.

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Sonic the Pervert 2 Sonic the Pervert 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It was good...

I couldn't beat it at first, but then I got the hang of it. I can beat up to Bunny (I think that's her name) on Sonic mode, but I didn't know what to hit on her, seeing as she had no clothes and a bunch of metal pieces on her. Maybe you should make a locator that highlights the next piece you're supposed to take off. It said she only had six, but I couldn't find them. Where are they?


Yeowi responds:

she has a pink thing over her chest... it takes awhile to break thru it.

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game updated!!! has a save feature, fixed voices, a working preloader, more extras, can't lose mode, other fixes, less lag.


Wham Bam Saddam! Wham Bam Saddam!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good game...

However, for the record, Saddam Hussein is the most hated man in America, not the world. I'm sorry to say but good old Texan G.W. Bush is the most hated man on the planet.
Lets not forget that 5.9 Billion people tend to outweigh 300 Million. A vast majority of this world population tend to think that Bush is a moron. Especially people in the Middle East and parts of Asia (i.e. North Korea).
And this war with Iraq is costing America her allies, spreading anti-American sentiment all around the globe.
Just remember that when you think of the most hated man in the world.
Anyway, keep up the good work.


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Teletubbies get Fucked Teletubbies get Fucked

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Esoteric

This game is... the core of humanity at its best. It is the violent and misguided world of the societal youths of today. The guns and death not understood, yet they appear to be so. Such... malice, such hatred. I'd say brilliant except it was lacking in most of the things that make games good.