Sweet
That was well done except some of the sound effects were a little bizarre. The jetsons scootery kind of sound effect really just didn't work. Otherwise, I thought it was excellent. Keep up the good work.
Question: Is vengeance misspelled intentionally? And if so, why?
Pretty funny...
True man. It's sickening. We all think we are better than Americans but the only defining aspect of our culture centers around Molson Canadian Beer commercials and Hockey. I find this movie to be absolutely true because in terms of Canada vs. America, both nations are good in some ways and bad in others. I could go on with examples forever but I won't. But whatever. What I find offensive is the reviewers who gave this movie a bad review. They make us look like arrogant fucks who sit around all day claiming to be better than Americans, which is really just being ignorant to all the facts. It makes me sick. And yes I am a Canadian, damn proud of it, but hell, where do we get off thinking we are better than another country even though there are some very unglamorous aspects to American life? I mean sheesh. Don't worry, all of you Americans out there, this is proof that not all Canadians are holier-than-thou moralistic fucks.
Note to author, where the hell was the 3 weeks of summer compared to 11 months of winter gag? I mean come on, it was snowing in fucking April up here. Whatever. Good job.
BEAVER!
Weak
Let me get this straight. I can undestand the whole there being 3-4 really original animes out there, and with originality in movies and storyline rapidly drying out faster than you can say "Holy overdrived genre, Batman" it's not suprising. But you, an author who realizes this, should be actively striving to make your concept more original. I can't think of any suggestions, but I'm sure there are some more original ways to put a new spin on an old concept of the gunslinging hero one you are using.
Now, hold on a moment. So this will be an interactive game with its own website? It will have an involving storyline? It will be continuously updated with new levels and will be lots of fun? I'm sorry all I saw was some random (relatively poorly drawn, by the way) guy in a black flowing sort of trenchcoat and white pants who carries two large guns named Thanatos and Eros shooting and things. Then we see a bullet flying down a street, then we see a cheesy matrix effect rip off that doesn't really cut a 2 on a coolness scale going up to 10. Then more random shooting, then the guy gets shot and then his guns keep evaporating and reappearing, and then we learn that it is to be released later on and the site gunmage.com is displayed at the end. And I am supposed to understand this is a game how, just from the movie alone? I mean the only reason I understood this to be a game is because you said so in your rant review thing, but seriously some viewers don't care enough to read the stuff the authors of these movies write and so I'll bet a lot of them didn't get it. I mean you could have given us excerpts from the story, involve us more instead of having some guy fire guns in bizarre action poses to some cheesy japanese song that no one can understand. We need details, we need a reason to care about all of this, and I don't see a very good reason presented in this movie.
This thing is gonna be coming late into the fall, right? Try again, then. Maybe make another sort of trailer, release some details about the game, the story, the levels. Make us interested, because if the cheesy half-anime sort of drawing style doesn't kill the first trailer, the lack of any plot elements (or 'intellectual property' as you put it) will. Keep trying, use some of my advice and you'll have a 7 or an 8 right off the bat.
*Sigh, no no, you see, I love Hellsing, I think it awesome regardless of its inspirational origins. It LOOKED like it was taken from alot of things and it DID have alot of things from other animes, but the key was it had its own personality eventually. Sort of the difference between Rah Xephon and Dual!, both are criticized as Eva clones but Rah eventually breaks into its own mold, you just have to TRY to see past just the intro. In either case, when someone that made oh say one flash called Battlemoon X episode 1 and comes around telling me what to do to improve my work...Well? No thanks. If you are so quick to criticize lack of originality, please present your sparklingly work so that I may praise it, if not, well at least drop the hostility and at least give my story a chance like I hope people gave Hellsing and Rah Xephon and many other new animes a chance. I mean come on, Hellsing was GREAT cause it had a dark mantra about it, I'm just trying to emulate it.
Just a question...
What the hell? You claim that this movie is not supposed to be offensive to Jewish people or victims of the holocaust, yet the antagonist is apparently a Nazi who is having fun dismembering babies, sending people to the gas chambers, and generally being evil and sadistic. The protagonist is apparently a Jew who's baby has been butchered and given to him as food, and then the antagonist takes the protagonist and gasses him to death and then apparently burns the corpse into a seemingly unrecognizable heap with god knows how many other heaps of ashes. The main message is about the atrocities of the holocaust, that I can see from the Nazi being evil and killing people, but the method you chose to represent this almost makes light of the pain the protagonist goes through. The cheery, upbeat music, the happiness that the German Nazi character shows, all are elements that combine that contradict what appears to be the main theme of the movie, and in fact seems to shift the theme instead to that of a pro-Nazi stance. It kind of makes fun of the suffering and death. All in all, misguided at the least extreme, out and out offensive at the highest extreme.
Niiiice
Man oh man, you have to be kidding about having that blammed the first time. It just doesn't make sense to me that something with such smooth graphics, great sound, and tremendous potential could get blammed. In any case, in terms of reviewing this movie, the only advice I can give you is to make the whole movie or at least the first installment of the movie as soon as possible. Keep up the great work.
Kinda okay...
I enjoyed that. It was fresh and new, and the swoosh sound that the Hurricane made when he would flex his muscles and pose was pretty funny. However, as with all of your other work, you just don't go far enough with the photo editing for it to not marginally suck.
For instance, you can tell where the original photo you ripped this stuff from ends (i.e. the guys kinda missing shoulders and the tops of their hats because of they kinda cut off in a perfectly straight line). Perhaps you should download photoshop and use the clone stamp tool to just kinda round off the edges and give things a more realistic look to them.
It's one thing to put a movie like this together, and another thing to actually put a great deal of effort into it. I didn't see that effort.
Also, I don't care how few and far between your Mister T base pictures are on the internet, but goddam it, he keeps changing outfits and that's just being lazy on your part.
Pretty good
I have two problems with this:
1) The Fur Elise music didn't need to have the whole "wait for it" thing, you coulda trimmed the beginning off a bit so he didn't just stand there for like 20 seconds.
2) The grandfather's death makes no sense. You would think the demon would have tortured him first, so unless I'm missing something, he should have. I mean, if the demon needed the sword so badly, he wouldn't have killed the old guy unless he was at least half confident he could find it. Like if you were terminally ill, and a doctor hid the cure and wouldn't say, you wouldn't kill him without at least trying pretty damn hard to get it's location out of him. Dead man can't tell you anything. Meh.
Other than the (sort of) plothole, and the fur elise scene being revised, it was pretty damn kewl. Keep up the good work.
Neat
Dude, that was pretty funny. Make more stuff like that, and longer, and you're set to kick ass, even for a stick movie.
I think, however, that I should point out the funny little spelling error you made.
Incompetence is the word you are looking for, it means stupidity.
Incontinence, the word you used, means an inability to control bowel movements and urination.
Fix the title and everything is good.
Hehe, I actually thought of Incompetence Day as a name, but preferred Incontinence just cos it referred to uncontrollable bowel movements. Thanks for your observation anyhow :)
Bahaha!
It's so true. Well, no not really, but it sure seems as though it is.
Keep up the asskicking work. More people need to become educated that they can speak their own beliefs and not live in fear of being persecuted for them. So many people are anti-war and don't want to say anything because they think that the higher ups will condemn them for it. This is not true, in a country were freedom of speech is the first and foremost right, why is it much harder to speak out against current ideals and the decisions of higher ups.
Good job, keep up the good work, and ignore those arrogant shits that talk out of their asses because they don't agree with you exercising your freedom of speech.
BTW, responding to a previous comment by someone whose name I don't care enough to remember: a) Japan was never in any wars unsanctioned by the UN, and even then, military support is minimal. b) There are several countries that can be viewed as better to live in than the U.S. although this is more of many people's opinions as opposed to actual fact. For instance, Japan has lower crime rates, but more population density. Canada and Australia and Sweden are usually the top 3 countries in the world to live in based off of crime rate, pop. density, and so on. But I guess America is number one in the world for 'freeness'. Who knows? Maybe.
Meh
A few parts in the storyline really just don't make sense. Like how as a young child, being banished from the school of Magic, this 'Doomsday' managed to not only practice dark magic (that he was never even really given a true opportunity to study) but also live for one hundred years off of this same seemingly incredible magical power that he somehow managed to pick up from somewhere. Well that makes a lot of sense.
Next off... Doomsday? No. Just no. That's terrible. Scrap the stupid name, call him Madithos or some other random and meaningless name that translates into some word in some language you can make up that describes him. Just don't use Doomsday, its really cheesy and kinda kills any coolness the character has earned up to that point.
Finally, I can accept the doomsday crop killing shit and the being overpowered by the kingdoms most powerful wizards and imprisoned, but if you lock someone up for one hundred years with nothing to do but be chained to a wall, they are going to have one hell of a complex.
I think you should revise this series so that the guy just wants to randomly beat the hell out of anyone who pisses him off, and won't take shit from anybody. Those characters kick ass.
But in all seriousness, fix the bizarre problem with being the super master of dark magic who was taught by living in a cave for 100 years, fix the name, and you could almost have a half decent storyline.
Keep up the good work in terms of pictures, they were okay, and fiz all the stupid typos in your still scene texts.
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